Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test
State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test TEST #1 TEST #2 TEST #3 TEST...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...