Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....