Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
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A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....
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Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
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A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
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How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
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Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...