Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...