The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Welcoming to America
|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to...
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...