One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...