Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...