bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”The effects are fleeting and...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...