Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!