Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
The World’s Worst Joke!
…’Well, it wasn’t that tragic. Soon after that, I started seeing another man who...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...