Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...