Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
At the Bull acution.
This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....