Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Debate the stop sign
|A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...