Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane…
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Scholarly discussion
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger...