Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated...
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...