Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
Brand new drugs on the market!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.