What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!