Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...