Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...