Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
25 Fun Pool Activities
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There is a monkey in the bar
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There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
IN THE BAG
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Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.