The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...