Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids
|A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!