Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...