What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Skunks
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Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
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“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
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Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...