They use snail varnish!
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The Math Test
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What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
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Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
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Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
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Which drummer?
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Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...