Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Why Women Make Less
A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute… The feminist was arguing over...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!