Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Women seeking men
|”WOMEN SEEKING MEN” Classifieds40-ish means: 48Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...