Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...