Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Idaho Crazy Law
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. Illegal for a man to...
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...