IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED…
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...