The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country…
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.