…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...