Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...