A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”