They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
One day there were these three boys walking down…
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a...
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...