An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!