Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...