Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Cocky Gunslinger
It’s 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...