I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...