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Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
He’s a drunk driver
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A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
New weapon Chicken Gun
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Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
Reducing travel risk
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