Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Real advertisements 04
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Modular...