Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A....
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.