Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...