How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making…
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...