Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Signs and notices 06
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . ....