First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....