My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...