Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...