George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...