What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply…
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...